pronun:

frembos….come joine

bestrunescapememesbruh:

RT IF YOU WERE EVER SAVAGE LIKE THIS

memeufacturing:

hillary clinton *pointing at breakfast food*: bae
me: no
hillary clinton *pointing to dog*: woke?
me: no hillary
hillary clinton *insistently pointing at newspaper*: 💯????
me *beginning to cry*: n..no

bombing:

girlfriend: why don’t you take off that battle armor and slip into something a bit more…..comfortable

me: i am most comfortable when i am impervious to most physical forms of attack

memeufacturing:

me *throwing bread at ducks*: do not forget this act of altruism. if i am ever in trouble i expect you and your brethren to come to my aid. Do not forget